Monday, April 16, 2007
today's research topic is - guys~
lol! the different different breeds out there:
breed 1:
he is the ideal guy. the prince-charming every girl wish for. rich and handsome, tall and tanned. humourous and caring, kind and sweet. BUT, 1) he's super duper uber rare. 2) he only exist in dreams. 3) he will never like you! 4) he's gay!
breed 2:
he is everything you wanted. in other words, your dream guy. BUT, he just didnt fancy you.
breed 3:
he has a nice character and he flirts with you. you liked him, and you know he liked you too. things might have work out. BUT, he's attached!
now let's take a look at the irritating breeds which should be shot and made extinct!
irritating breed 4:
his english suck, phrasing suck, grammar suck, vocabulary suck! you totally cannot make out what the **** he's trying to say. he bothers you everyday asking stupid/boring questions like
"how are u" ... "busy there?" i mean HELLO~, if im busy i wouldnt be replying you! he's super desperate, beg you for your number and behaves like a housefly buzzing and pestering you.
irritating breed 5:
he's so FULL of himself! tells you a truck load of how good he is, how great he is, what accomplishment he has blah blah. he gives you the you-know-nothing-i-know-everything attitude and talk in a know-it-all tone. he brags like nobody's business.
irritating breed 6:
he uses lousy pick up lines to get to know you.. when he chats with you, he ask you to intro, expecting you to tell him more about yourself. this is the WORST BREED la! the thing is, he's the one who wanted to get to know you and yet he behaves like you're the one who'd like to know him. HELLO~ its not like we registered for some kinda matchmake agency lor! its crap ok, utter nonsense to ask us to intro! what are we supposed to say? "hello, 18f lives in jurong west"? you think we're still in the IRC era??? whats worst, he ask for random information about you eg. "are you attached?" ... "whats your height and weight" ... "where do you live" ... etc. the most irrelevant questions ever! how does my height and weight concern you?! its like are-you-gonna-write-a-biography-of-me?
irritating breed 7:
he's the most ungentleman guy ever. downright rude to girls. raise their voice at them as if he's very sa seh! get pissed off over small matters. one word, -petty! the best way to get back at this breed is to tell them off right in their face! give them shit! HAHAH! cause they're usually egoistic!
irritating breed 8:
he's the self-proclaimed joker. jokes around and loves to disturb girls. he think he's being very humourous picking on girls, passing harsh comments without thinking whether they are hurtful. the most horrible part is, he laughs it off and say he's joking after saying hurtful stuff. so YOU THINK ITS FUNNY?? don't cross the line! there's a fine line between jokes and personal insults!
-end of analysis-
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